Marz: “Mom, how many kids did you want when you were a kid?”
Me: “None”

Marz: “You didn’t want ANY kids??”
Me: “Nope”

Marz: “I want 8 kids when I grow up, ‘cuz 8 is my favorite number.  Four girls, and four boys.”


MARZ:  where do dinosaurs live?
ME:  dinosaurs don’t live on the earth anymore.  they’re extinct.  that means they all died.
MARZ:  how did they all die?
ME:  not sure.  maybe other animals killed them, or maybe they ran out of food.
MARZ:  you mean they forgot to eat their vitamins?